Bug 69642

Summary:	A new startx script that displays hot ladies instead of the 50% grey pattern.
Product:	[Retired] Red Hat Linux	Reporter:	Nick Uniatowski <nicku>
Component:	XFree86	Assignee:	Mike A. Harris <mharris>
Status:	CLOSED WONTFIX	QA Contact:	David Lawrence <dkl>
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Priority:	medium
Version:	8.0	CC:	michael
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Description Nick Uniatowski 2002-07-24 00:26:55 UTC

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Description of problem:
A new startx script that displays hot naked ladies instead of the 50% grey
pattern. I propose that it is invoked with 'startxxx' to hide it from the
general public. Polling #redhat on Open Projects Net shows that this would be a
popular feature.

Version-Release number of selected component (if applicable):


How reproducible:
Always

Steps to Reproduce:
1.Start X
2.Get bummed out by lame pattern.
3.
	

Actual Results:  LDepression

Expected Results:  Schwing!

Additional info:

Comment 1 Mike A. Harris 2002-07-24 00:38:59 UTC

Indeed, some research will need to be done in this area.

Perhaps a new X server extension is in order.  The "X-XXX" extension.
;o)

Comment 2 Christine 2002-07-26 02:11:16 UTC

Can we get a STARTX-XXXW for women and a STARTX-WWWM for men? Us girls want to 
see hot men too! (And possibly the men want to see hot men etc...) ;-)

Comment 3 Mike A. Harris 2002-07-26 06:56:26 UTC

{O.O}

Comment 4 Wil Cooley 2002-08-06 19:22:20 UTC

Agree "110%".  Maybe if nothing else, some HOT ASCII PR0N emitted from 'startxxx'?

Comment 5 Michael Lee Yohe 2003-01-14 21:03:00 UTC

This should be upgraded to HIGH priority.

Comment 6 Harald Hoyer 2003-01-15 11:47:30 UTC

same goes for the mouse pointer... ;o)

Comment 7 Mike A. Harris 2003-01-15 13:19:39 UTC

Ok..  joke's over.  ;o)