Bug 69642 - A new startx script that displays hot ladies instead of the 50% grey pattern.
A new startx script that displays hot ladies instead of the 50% grey pattern.
Product: Red Hat Linux
Classification: Retired
Component: XFree86 (Show other bugs)
i386 Linux
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Assigned To: Mike A. Harris
David Lawrence
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Reported: 2002-07-23 20:26 EDT by Nick Uniatowski
Modified: 2007-04-18 12:44 EDT (History)
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Last Closed: 2003-01-15 08:19:39 EST
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Description Nick Uniatowski 2002-07-23 20:26:55 EDT
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User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020513

Description of problem:
A new startx script that displays hot naked ladies instead of the 50% grey
pattern. I propose that it is invoked with 'startxxx' to hide it from the
general public. Polling #redhat on Open Projects Net shows that this would be a
popular feature.

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Steps to Reproduce:
1.Start X
2.Get bummed out by lame pattern.

Actual Results:  LDepression

Expected Results:  Schwing!

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Comment 1 Mike A. Harris 2002-07-23 20:38:59 EDT
Indeed, some research will need to be done in this area.

Perhaps a new X server extension is in order.  The "X-XXX" extension.
Comment 2 Christine 2002-07-25 22:11:16 EDT
Can we get a STARTX-XXXW for women and a STARTX-WWWM for men? Us girls want to 
see hot men too! (And possibly the men want to see hot men etc...) ;-) 

Comment 3 Mike A. Harris 2002-07-26 02:56:26 EDT
Comment 4 Wil Cooley 2002-08-06 15:22:20 EDT
Agree "110%".  Maybe if nothing else, some HOT ASCII PR0N emitted from 'startxxx'?
Comment 5 Michael Lee Yohe 2003-01-14 16:03:00 EST
This should be upgraded to HIGH priority.
Comment 6 Harald Hoyer 2003-01-15 06:47:30 EST
same goes for the mouse pointer... ;o)
Comment 7 Mike A. Harris 2003-01-15 08:19:39 EST
Ok..  joke's over.  ;o)

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