Bug 69642 – A new startx script that displays hot ladies instead of the 50% grey pattern.

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Bug 69642 - A new startx script that displays hot ladies instead of the 50% grey pattern.

Summary:	A new startx script that displays hot ladies instead of the 50% grey pattern.

Status:	CLOSED WONTFIX

Aliases:	None

Product:	Red Hat Linux
Classification:	Retired
Component:	XFree86 (Show other bugs)
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Version:	8.0
Hardware:	i386 Linux

Priority	medium Severity medium
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Assigned To:	Mike A. Harris
QA Contact:	David Lawrence
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Keywords:	FutureFeature

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Reported:	2002-07-23 20:26 EDT by Nick Uniatowski
Modified:	2007-04-18 12:44 EDT (History)
CC List:	1 user (show)

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Last Closed:	2003-01-15 08:19:39 EST
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Description Nick Uniatowski 2002-07-23 20:26:55 EDT

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User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020513

Description of problem:
A new startx script that displays hot naked ladies instead of the 50% grey
pattern. I propose that it is invoked with 'startxxx' to hide it from the
general public. Polling #redhat on Open Projects Net shows that this would be a
popular feature.

Version-Release number of selected component (if applicable):


How reproducible:
Always

Steps to Reproduce:
1.Start X
2.Get bummed out by lame pattern.
3.
	

Actual Results:  LDepression

Expected Results:  Schwing!

Additional info:

Comment 1 Mike A. Harris 2002-07-23 20:38:59 EDT

Indeed, some research will need to be done in this area.

Perhaps a new X server extension is in order.  The "X-XXX" extension.
;o)

Comment 2 Christine 2002-07-25 22:11:16 EDT

Can we get a STARTX-XXXW for women and a STARTX-WWWM for men? Us girls want to 
see hot men too! (And possibly the men want to see hot men etc...) ;-)

Comment 3 Mike A. Harris 2002-07-26 02:56:26 EDT

{O.O}

Comment 4 Wil Cooley 2002-08-06 15:22:20 EDT

Agree "110%".  Maybe if nothing else, some HOT ASCII PR0N emitted from 'startxxx'?

Comment 5 Michael Lee Yohe 2003-01-14 16:03:00 EST

This should be upgraded to HIGH priority.

Comment 6 Harald Hoyer 2003-01-15 06:47:30 EST

same goes for the mouse pointer... ;o)

Comment 7 Mike A. Harris 2003-01-15 08:19:39 EST

Ok..  joke's over.  ;o)

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